20 Most Entertaining Tweets from Zuckerberg's Hearing

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August 18, 2023
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1: This satire:

2: When the Farmville craze isn’t over:

3: Mom’s haircut

4: drinks water

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5: Wait, what?

Lt. Commander Zuck in court after his plan to study humans in greater detail backfires pic.twitter.com/AqWgzRxBM4

— Visualographyco (@visualographyco) April 11, 2018

6: And this edit too:

“You don’t think you have a monopoly?” pic.twitter.com/cClSXSoauc

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 10, 2018

7: Possibly the sequel to The Social Network?

The Social Network 2 (2018) pic.twitter.com/GLFBd4V4BG

— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) April 10, 2018

8: Also a pitch for its title:

9: When Zuck’s notes were exposed:

Wow, I didn't realize the notes Zuck used to testify were already out there. pic.twitter.com/WEQ4mC5Ju5

— Vicki Boykis (@vboykis) April 11, 2018

10: The friend request:

"Zuck, why won't you accept my friend request?" #Zuckerberg #Zuckerbergtestimony pic.twitter.com/u7EbZbtM9A

— Jacob Perry (@RealJacobPerry) April 11, 2018

11: There’s also the “Facebook secretly listens to you” conspiracy:

how did facebook know my white male offspring who lives in a large american city and has a high-paying job would be interested in suits

WHO IS WIRETAPPING US

— ᵗᶜ (@chillmage) April 11, 2018

12: The floppy disk:

13: This question:

Who will be the first senator to ask Zuckerberg why their grandson won't accept their friend request?

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) April 10, 2018

14: And someone noticing Zuck's technique:

I like the way zuck stalls for time by saying "I just want to make sure the question is correct. can you repeat it?" because i used to do competitive spelling and that's a classic spelling technique

— watergate speedrun (@surfbordt) April 10, 2018

15: When the Memories feature can remind you of unpleasant experiences:

16: When a user made a rundown of all the events:

17: cue awkward silence  

"You're not allowed to have a fake account on Facebook."

Zuck, my friend, I have some bad news.

— Jane Lytvynenko 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ (@JaneLytv) April 10, 2018

18: Sean Evans’ newest guest on First We Feast:

19: Losing the social media war has its upsides too:

20: And finally, when Jim Carrey decided to join in:

Congress gets a visit from planet Zuckerberg. “I shall prevent any further election meddling by destroying the Earth with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator App! The sudden drop in Facebook’s stock has made me angry! VERY ANGRY INDEED!!!” pic.twitter.com/qwCpJoUqnS

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) April 11, 2018

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Senior/Team Lead Full-Stack PHP Developer

Cloud Employee is a fast-growing UK-managed offshore recruitment and staffing company in the Philippines. We tackle the growing global IT skills shortage by connecting tech companies based in Europe, the US, and Australia to our pool of expert software developers in the country.

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Senior Full-Stack PHP Developer

Cloud Employee is a UK-owned Philippines business established 8 years ago. We connect high-performing software engineer talent in the Philippines with some of the world’s leading and most innovative tech companies. Developers join to work from the Philippines as part of international engineering teams and grow their CV and skill-set.

We pride ourselves on being a supportive and cutting-edge workplace that continuously invests in staff development, engagement, and well-being. We provide security, and career paths, along with individual training programs and mentoring.

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20 Most Entertaining Tweets from Zuckerberg's Hearing

February 16, 2024

1: This satire:

2: When the Farmville craze isn’t over:

3: Mom’s haircut

4: drinks water

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5: Wait, what?

Lt. Commander Zuck in court after his plan to study humans in greater detail backfires pic.twitter.com/AqWgzRxBM4

— Visualographyco (@visualographyco) April 11, 2018

6: And this edit too:

“You don’t think you have a monopoly?” pic.twitter.com/cClSXSoauc

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 10, 2018

7: Possibly the sequel to The Social Network?

The Social Network 2 (2018) pic.twitter.com/GLFBd4V4BG

— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) April 10, 2018

8: Also a pitch for its title:

9: When Zuck’s notes were exposed:

Wow, I didn't realize the notes Zuck used to testify were already out there. pic.twitter.com/WEQ4mC5Ju5

— Vicki Boykis (@vboykis) April 11, 2018

10: The friend request:

"Zuck, why won't you accept my friend request?" #Zuckerberg #Zuckerbergtestimony pic.twitter.com/u7EbZbtM9A

— Jacob Perry (@RealJacobPerry) April 11, 2018

11: There’s also the “Facebook secretly listens to you” conspiracy:

how did facebook know my white male offspring who lives in a large american city and has a high-paying job would be interested in suits

WHO IS WIRETAPPING US

— ᵗᶜ (@chillmage) April 11, 2018

12: The floppy disk:

13: This question:

Who will be the first senator to ask Zuckerberg why their grandson won't accept their friend request?

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) April 10, 2018

14: And someone noticing Zuck's technique:

I like the way zuck stalls for time by saying "I just want to make sure the question is correct. can you repeat it?" because i used to do competitive spelling and that's a classic spelling technique

— watergate speedrun (@surfbordt) April 10, 2018

15: When the Memories feature can remind you of unpleasant experiences:

16: When a user made a rundown of all the events:

17: cue awkward silence  

"You're not allowed to have a fake account on Facebook."

Zuck, my friend, I have some bad news.

— Jane Lytvynenko 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ (@JaneLytv) April 10, 2018

18: Sean Evans’ newest guest on First We Feast:

19: Losing the social media war has its upsides too:

20: And finally, when Jim Carrey decided to join in:

Congress gets a visit from planet Zuckerberg. “I shall prevent any further election meddling by destroying the Earth with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator App! The sudden drop in Facebook’s stock has made me angry! VERY ANGRY INDEED!!!” pic.twitter.com/qwCpJoUqnS

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) April 11, 2018

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